Ask Bucky

Brewers Fan in Beloit

DEAR BUCKY:
My wife doesn’t want me going to Brewers games with the guys anymore. But we’ve been going forever and it’s a big deal for me. Any advice?

– Jason in Beloit

JASON:
Wait until your wife is sleeping. Find her purse. Reach inside and find your testicles and her credit card. Upgrade your season ticket package to the full season plan.

– Bucky

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