My wife doesn’t want me going to Brewers games with the guys anymore. But we’ve been going forever and it’s a big deal for me. Any advice?
– Jason in Beloit
Wait until your wife is sleeping. Find her purse. Reach inside and find your testicles and her credit card. Upgrade your season ticket package to the full season plan.
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